06/05/07

Permalink 01:55:29 pm, Categories: Observations

Some observations on unemployment

Now that I'll be working soon, I thought I'd take some time to comment on some things I've noticed about being unemployed.

Things I'll miss:

  • Emerging from my room sometime after 10AM completely naked
  • Hours of meaningless casino and poker games with Connor at my living room table at 3 in the afternoon
  • Improving my whistling skills during my daily 20-minute shower
  • Having an entire apartment to myself all day long
  • Experiencing the most stressful moment of my day while deciding which sports bar to watch the game at
  • Spending 80% of my day chatting with Miguel online
  • Finally sorting and organizing all the files on my computer
  • Participating at last call at a bar on a Monday night

Things I won't miss:

  • Improving my whistling skills during my daily 20-minute shower
  • A complete absence of intellectual stimulation (barring deciding which sports bar to go to)
  • Feeling like a slut with no positive effect on society most of the time
  • That listless feeling you get when you don't go outside all day for a week (hey I busted my ankle, I have an excuse)

I think it will be good to be back.

Comments, Pingbacks:

Comment from: Migg [Visitor] Email · http://www.mindofmigg.com
For as long as I can remember, I think I've spent 80% of my day chatting online with you, regardless of if I was employed or not. That means two things:
- I'm online too much
- You talk too much.
PermalinkPermalink 06/05/07 @ 14:30
Comment from: nat [Visitor] Email
"Emerging from my room sometime after 10AM completely naked"

I usually sleep between 3:00 and 9:00 AM if you miss walking naked in the apartment...


"Improving my whistling skills during my daily 20-minute shower"

Maybe you can whistle try that at your office... I'm sure your new boss will love depeche mode !

"Having an entire apartment to myself all day long"

Sharing an entire office with a cute and rich girl all day long is probably not that
hard

"Participating at last call at a bar on a Monday night"

If I can do it, you can to do it ! Are you a pussy ?
PermalinkPermalink 06/05/07 @ 15:17

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