Now that I'll be working soon, I thought I'd take some time to comment on some things I've noticed about being unemployed.
Things I'll miss:
- Emerging from my room sometime after 10AM completely naked
- Hours of meaningless casino and poker games with Connor at my living room table at 3 in the afternoon
- Improving my whistling skills during my daily 20-minute shower
- Having an entire apartment to myself all day long
- Experiencing the most stressful moment of my day while deciding which sports bar to watch the game at
- Spending 80% of my day chatting with Miguel online
- Finally sorting and organizing all the files on my computer
- Participating at last call at a bar on a Monday night
Things I won't miss:
- Improving my whistling skills during my daily 20-minute shower
- A complete absence of intellectual stimulation (barring deciding which sports bar to go to)
- Feeling like a slut with no positive effect on society most of the time
- That listless feeling you get when you don't go outside all day for a week (hey I busted my ankle, I have an excuse)
I think it will be good to be back.